My blog aches, and a dull heavy wail
My sense, as though in idiots I now drown,
Or some nether sewage from beyond the vale,
One minute passes and another sinks down

Tis not through envy of thy happy blog
But being too removed from my page
That thou, foul-mouthed asshats,
   in some frenzied, incomprehensible plot
Of viagra cheap and refinance now,
Buries the truth ‘neath idle chats

O for a draught of clarity! that hath been
Cool’d a long age in deep-delved site,
Tasting of brilliance and insights-rare,
Wit and humor and secrets revealed,
Come to me, Akismet! saviour reputed,
Lash the hideous and lance the obese,
fat with useless words

One click! A promise delivered,
One click, a spectre dismissed,
Here, where men sit and happiness unknown,
Akismet delivers and finds its home.